Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photos

How about that for an SEO headline?

So Miley Cyrus posed for Vanity Fair in what is being called a very provocative photo shoot. I can see where people think the photos are a bit risque. She’s what, 15? 16? You posed in a sheet, what did you expect?

Now some will call this a breakdown of the moral fabric of society. Somehow Miley Cyrus covering herself up with a huge sheet while dad and mom stand to the side is a gateway to Hustler now, apparently.

My sign that there is a breakdown of the moral fabric? That this will undoubtedly receive more attention than anything else in the next 24 hours. Look, I’m even blogging about it. What’s more important? Food shortages and gas prices…or Miley Cyrus?

Also, here’s a LINK to the photos.

Reasons #1 and #2 why I want to move to Chicago

Note: Reason #2 can be found at the beginning of the video…#1 at the end.

Oh yeah, then there’s that….

…my office discovered Jott today. While discussing interconnectedness of our lives I made the comment that Millie and I discovered last night we have several ways of communicating…nine that we use frequently…phone, SMS, Skype, text, gtalk, AIM, SkypeIM, twitter and facebook wall.

A comment from the peanut gallery…”You should throw her off and write her a letter”

Well done Matt, well done.

Sure, new bloggage

What does 90 minutes and two bored people produce? No, not a kid! But a new blog! MillieWaring.com Check out the girlfriend’s new blog that I helped her build. She loves me because I’m a huge, huge dork.

Back from….(aaaaacchHHHHOooo) the Chi…

…and almost immediately I can feel the pollen penetrating my lungs. What had dwindled to a light cough has, in the span of an hour, spiraled into a wheezing, ribcage-muscle-pulling hack fest. Thanks, pine trees. [Read more...]

The easiest way out of awkward social situations…

….so yesterday I hit up the shops at the Old Orchard mall in the lovely village of Skokie, IL. Old Orchard is an outdoor mall but not in the sense that I am used to. The outdoor aspect is an interior promenade so driving up to the mall you think you’re going to a standard mall. You enter through an anchor store (in my case, Bloomingdales) and then enter the mall. [Read more...]