Hello? Evanston Police Department?
October 24, 2008
Approx. 5:28 am CST
Hey, my name is Grant Gannon. I just moved here and I’ve got kind of a problem. You see, it really is embarassing, but my girlfriend spent the night and she just got up to go to the bathroom and somehow pulled the doorknob off in her hand. So yeah, we’re not locked out of the apartment, we’re locked in. There’s an emergency contact for the building manager on the bottom floor but I can’t get to it. Yeah? Really. You can come check on it? Thanks.
Approx 5:45 am (Building manager)
Hello, Elena? Hey it’s Grant Gannon over in 3N. Hey. Good morning. See, I’ve got kind of a funny problem. I hope I didn’t wake you up. What? Oh, no, I’m not locked out. I’m actually locked in. Yes, locked in. See, the door knob came off in my girlfriend’s hand just now when she went to leave the bedroom so we’re locked in. It happened the other day, but we got the doorknob back on, but not this morning. Really? Constantin can come get us out? Thanks.
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Epic FAIL. Double special that you’re locked in AND she needs to use the restroom.
very sad that I’m just now reading this. You and Millie shouldn’t be in the bathroom together at 5:30 in the morning. That’s not very appropriate….